Hellmaster

The ending monologue that the protagonist gives to the villain, and his response to it, is possibly the funniest dialogue I've ever heard. I can't wait to use it as an example in my Logic classes so my students can shred it to pieces. I don't regret watching this but I also would recommend that nobody waste time on this when there are WAY better things on Shudder.

Worth a watch, but not because it's good. The script feels like whoever wrote it knew that humans exchange sentences to communicate but had never bothered to figure out the connecting logic between such exchanges. The editing kills *any* tension there might've been, and the plot is 5 different partial recipes mixed into a bowl while hoping for the best. Bad guy: "God is Dead." Hero: "No, death is mortal. Life is immortal. God is life. Therefore God is immortal." Bad guy: "Words" -proceeds to get killed- "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (for several minutes)" -dies-

I'll give 2 skulls for they're effort.

I wish even a molecule of this movie had made sense. The dialogue is so intensely bad that it muddles the movie to the point that I couldn't tell you what happened. I also love the way they had some actors mic'd for sound, some not, some ADR, some not. Really gave the whole thing a dumpster quality that can't be beat.

hilarious. I like the part where she's saying life and god are immortal so life is god and the bad guy responds with "words" and like 15 seconds of laughing hahaha