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This movie definitely sucked! Don't waste your time hitting play

I give this 5 skulls for how utterly and insanely ridiculous it is. SWAT fights an evil elevator with a ROCKET LAUNCHER. The elevator forces pregnant women to give birth. It makes no sense. It’s utter chaos. H. P. Lovecraft would struggle to write such cosmic insanity as this. The very definition of so bad it’s good.

Well this was something. Was this a TV Sunday night movie?? It plays like it. The concept is silly at best but it’s about 45 minutes too long and not scary at all. To save on some money they don’t show you what happened in certain scenes but when they do show you what actually happened it’s pretty good. There’s tons of familiar faces in the movie, some phone it in and some know what kind of film they’re in. Either way not really worth the watch.

One-star rating for Shudder's egregious editing of the original film. My guys, what's up with inserting these obnoxious fades/commercial blacks. Bloody awful. Do better. Can't wait to cancel my yearly subscription. The movie itself is a preposterous good time, but get your sh!t together, Shudder. Shameful.

What a bizarre cinematic artifact. Released mere weeks before the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, with a script that mentions the first, unsuccessful attempt to bring down the World Trade Centre ten years earlier and features one character urging another to “say hello to bin Laden for me” as he sets out to investigate whatever it is that has caused the Millennium Building’s express elevator to go all Maximum Overdrive, the only thing crazier than the Nazi-scientist-creates-living-computer-chips-from-dolphin-brains plot is the absolutely BONKERS cast.